Trying to teach Stray Kids math
Chan: so if you have 27 apples-
Felix: why do I have so many apples?
Hyunjin: yea last time I checked you need money to buy apples
Jeongin: Felix has money?
Chan: it’s just part of the question. Anyways, and if you give 10 to a friend-
Seungmin: why would I give so many apples to a friend?
Changbin: yea I spent good money on those apples
Chan: it’s just- whatever *goes back to lesson* what do you have left?
Minho: a very well planned out murder
Jisung: why couldn’t they just buy their own apples?
Felix: yea I didn’t spend money just so you can take what I bought
Seungmin: why does Felix have so many apples though?
Felix: I’m an impulsive buyer
Jeongin: I thought you were Australian
Chan: Jesus fucking chri-
Minho: just throw the apples at their head instead
Jisung: how you like them apples? *shitty pun*
Changbin: never do that again
Jisung: shut up you short ass bi-
Felix: yeo don’t call him that
Jisung: I speak the truth
Felix: I mean, yea, but still
Woojin: *walks in* how’s the math going?
Hyunjin: Felix bought 27 apples
Woojin: *points at Felix* what the hell did I tell you last time? The grocery store probably thinks we’re insane
Hyunjin: I don’t blame them
Minho: especially with Felix being a headass
Jeongin: isn’t Felix Australian?
Chan: *banging head against wall*
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